I'm sorry it's been awhile.
Okay ...*cough*... more than awhile.
I'm sorry I failed you on Thanksgiving, I'm sorry I haven't helped with Christmas dinner plans. (Yes, I got your disillusioned, reproachful emails, and I probably didn't respond to many of them, and I'm sorry for that, too. But thanks for sending them anyway because they made me feel cared about and missed.)
I have my reasons, but they're probably not super good ones, so I won't bother with them.
Blogging will recommence forthwith.